{"id":717,"date":"2010-11-23T08:15:51","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T06:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.pricecheck.co.za\/?p=717"},"modified":"2010-11-23T08:15:51","modified_gmt":"2010-11-23T06:15:51","slug":"irit-noble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/irit-noble\/","title":{"rendered":"Irit Noble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Irit Noble<\/strong> &#8211; Comedian, Inspirational Entertainer, Singer and Columnist.<\/p>\n<p>Chosen charity &#8211; <strong>Saartjie Baartman Centre for Women &amp; Children.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.pricecheck.co.za\/wp-content\/uploads\/MsNoble-closeup2.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-718\" title=\"Irit Noble\" alt=\"Irit Noble\" width=\"160\" height=\"149\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>2010 has been a year of<\/strong> almost bi-polar balances and far-fetching choices. I fell in love with the man I intend to grow old with, and fell <em>out<\/em> of love with the <em>no-longer-quite-so-romantic-oh, yay, candlelight <\/em>again<em>-I\u2019m-so-grrrrateful-to-learn-to-make-do-on-less-and-its-so-good-for- me- to- stop- using- shopping- as- my- cardio <\/em>economy that I <em>do not<\/em> choose to grow much older with! Where was I? Right, we were addressing the balance &#8211; I began the year as a Vaudeville diva, bouncing about in burlesque Basques, and am seeing it out on my bed all day, blogging in my PJ\u2019s. \u00a0\u00a0I started smoking again, but I\u2019m also eating more healthily than ever.\u00a0 I moved to a sleepy little fishing-village, and have never spent more time in cyber-space. I turned 43, yet am still anticipating adulthood!<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s that? You want my impressions of sporting and political events? Sorry loves, Ms Noble don\u2019t do the news; I\u2019m far more interested in <em>real<\/em> life \u2013 you know, love, sex, God, clothes and shoes and stuff.<\/p>\n<p><strong>If I were to spend NYE in Kakamas<\/strong>, I\u2019d consider the cold and bring my personal heating system, which includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My big, warm man<\/li>\n<li>My stiletto Veld-skoenne<\/li>\n<li>My flasher-fur with the inbuilt hot-water-bottom<\/li>\n<li>My KakamaSutra<\/li>\n<li>Oh, and considering it\u2019s so dry there, you can actually <em>scratch on<\/em> the word <em>Old<\/em>, I should probably pack some oils too.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And with <em>that<\/em> kit, we could start the fireworks in our room, to help kakamuster the energy to party!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hey, <em>psssst<\/em>\u2026 you know what nobody knows? <\/strong>\u2026\u00a0 I <em>love<\/em> to smoke and <em>hate<\/em> to read the news. Well, <em>now <\/em>they do. \u00a0Ok\u2026 ummm, nobody knows that I\u2019m immature. No, Ms Noble, they do.<\/p>\n<p><em>Compare all, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pricecheck.co.za\/search\/?search=candles\" target=\"_blank\">candles<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pricecheck.co.za\/search\/?search=beds\" target=\"_blank\">beds<\/a>, on PriceCheck<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irit Noble &#8211; Comedian, Inspirational Entertainer, Singer and Columnist. Chosen charity &#8211; Saartjie Baartman Centre for Women &amp; Children. 2010 has been a year of almost bi-polar balances and far-fetching choices. I fell in love with the man I intend to grow old with, and fell out of love with the no-longer-quite-so-romantic-oh, yay, candlelight again-I\u2019m-so-grrrrateful-to-learn-to-make-do-on-less-and-its-so-good-for-<\/p>\n<div class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"\/blog\/irit-noble\/\" title=\"Read More\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"amp_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}